So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19388. | happily (sudala) | 69.26 | 96% | 2011-11-11 |
| 19389. | Michael (biscoln) | 69.26 | 86% | 2013-11-10 |
| 19390. | socialrecluse (socialracer) | 69.26 | 98% | 2014-12-03 |
| 19391. | Rian (m_rap) | 69.26 | 99% | 2015-07-01 |
| 19392. | Teegnas (khatri1) | 69.26 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 19393. | Beanz (gilz242) | 69.26 | 92% | 2011-06-27 |
| 19394. | Control (controlpanel) | 69.26 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 19395. | Harvey (tapl) | 69.25 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 19396. | Mac (mactyler) | 69.25 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 19397. | Piyush (piyush27) | 69.25 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
| 19398. | iquee (jeptha) | 69.25 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 19399. | Abhishek (abkrth) | 69.25 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
| 19400. | jason (wickeddog) | 69.25 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 19401. | Andy (hukian541) | 69.25 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 19402. | Ilya (rotator73) | 69.25 | 96% | 2014-09-05 |
| 19403. | Angel (evilsnail) | 69.25 | 92% | 2014-08-14 |
| 19404. | Daniel (justagosufan) | 69.24 | 92% | 2016-09-28 |
| 19405. | nickmike (ns19) | 69.24 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 19406. | An (anphan) | 69.24 | 96.2% | 2023-10-30 |
| 19407. | ix4l (ix4l19) | 69.24 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 19408. | Sparsa (sparsa) | 69.24 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 19409. | axos (axos411) | 69.24 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
| 19410. | Kwoth (kwoth) | 69.24 | 92% | 2014-02-12 |
| 19411. | Chaddog (svd997) | 69.24 | 97% | 2016-07-13 |
| 19412. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 69.24 | 96% | 2017-11-24 |
| 19413. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 69.23 | 94.5% | 2023-06-15 |
| 19414. | husky (nohusky) | 69.23 | 96.9% | 2023-07-23 |
| 19415. | SR (ssdel) | 69.23 | 95% | 2023-01-03 |
| 19416. | Soony (sssong0409) | 69.23 | 95.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| 19417. | Spurv (spurv) | 69.23 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |