So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18980. | Graham (gfoote) | 69.96 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 18981. | Devin (spratty) | 69.95 | 94% | 2014-03-13 |
| 18982. | Andrew (magnetik) | 69.95 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 18983. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 69.95 | 92% | 2013-03-04 |
| 18984. | Rashad (alirashad@yahoo.com) | 69.95 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 18985. | Erlend (dizzzy) | 69.94 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 18986. | Sahan (smad0002) | 69.94 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 18987. | ∞ (lukman999) | 69.94 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 18988. | Dabber (xzy331) | 69.94 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 18989. | Kristian (thathearty) | 69.94 | 92% | 2014-02-04 |
| 18990. | Hampadampadoo (hampadampadoo) | 69.94 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 18991. | jmk (jmkraemer) | 69.94 | 94% | 2012-09-04 |
| 18992. | Cheng Khee (chengkhee) | 69.94 | 98% | 2014-12-17 |
| 18993. | Splash (ekamp18) | 69.93 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| 18994. | Kiyo (kiiyyoo) | 69.93 | 95.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 18995. | JeanValjean (johnvaljohn) | 69.93 | 95% | 2016-10-18 |
| 18996. | hajds (nrthee2) | 69.92 | 96% | 2012-12-02 |
| 18997. | Abdullah (abdullahbb102) | 69.92 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 18998. | Alexander (alexanderchang) | 69.91 | 87% | 2014-03-22 |
| 18999. | Hayden (r1plee) | 69.91 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
| 19000. | Palqa (palqar) | 69.91 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 19001. | Errichto (errichto) | 69.91 | 95% | 2014-11-23 |
| 19002. | Megan (meganchua) | 69.90 | 89% | 2012-07-10 |
| 19003. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 69.90 | 94% | 2020-03-26 |
| 19004. | jo (garvers) | 69.90 | 91% | 2017-01-05 |
| 19005. | corredor (em321) | 69.90 | 97% | 2011-11-05 |
| 19006. | plink (star4461) | 69.89 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 19007. | Yellow (siunam963) | 69.89 | 92% | 2015-08-31 |
| 19008. | Kira (kiramck) | 69.89 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 19009. | Kristian Emil (kruller) | 69.89 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |