So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18431. | Malfoy (malfoy69420) | 70.96 | 94.9% | 2023-05-29 |
| 18432. | Wenshan (wenshan) | 70.96 | 97% | 2013-07-29 |
| 18433. | Albin (twixenz) | 70.96 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
| 18434. | mathemage (mathemage) | 70.95 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 18435. | Havinastroke (saltyhavin) | 70.95 | 95% | 2022-10-20 |
| 18436. | Akribane (masterpiggy131) | 70.95 | 95% | 2023-01-19 |
| 18437. | Zypher (zypherax) | 70.94 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 18438. | Christopher (newfiesaurusrex) | 70.94 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 18439. | Amit (supernova21) | 70.94 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 18440. | Gabe (gabrielbj29) | 70.94 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 18441. | dang (bboyjava) | 70.94 | 96% | 2013-03-24 |
| 18442. | Seth (sethrylan) | 70.93 | 90% | 2017-02-11 |
| 18443. | Noah (typer_noah) | 70.93 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 18444. | ahmed (killko44) | 70.93 | 94.7% | 2023-09-12 |
| 18445. | Michael (raczcar) | 70.93 | 93% | 2016-09-11 |
| 18446. | Bungi (gogobungi) | 70.93 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 18447. | Typing (typinggodthesecond) | 70.92 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 18448. | Young-Rae (koreandude555) | 70.92 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 18449. | Vermsky (noysquared) | 70.92 | 92% | 2014-04-11 |
| 18450. | Max (maxcampman) | 70.92 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 18451. | LuckyNumber13 (luckyyyyyyy) | 70.92 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 18452. | James (steampuppy7) | 70.92 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 18453. | Sheen (sheen88) | 70.92 | 98% | 2015-01-31 |
| 18454. | Andrew (drewan23) | 70.91 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 18455. | Satoru (satoru_gojo) | 70.91 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 18456. | Niz Niz (nizniz) | 70.91 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| 18457. | Duy (fooom) | 70.91 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 18458. | Chuar (chuar) | 70.91 | 97% | 2012-02-16 |
| 18459. | saxum (saxum) | 70.91 | 94% | 2016-08-21 |
| 18460. | lswi (colmako) | 70.91 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |