So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12092. | Tom (bigtom) | 81.62 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 12093. | AUTOSMELT (autosmelt) | 81.61 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 12094. | Kate (katedo) | 81.61 | 95% | 2011-10-20 |
| 12095. | Ry (darthrm) | 81.60 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 12096. | Glenn (burappi) | 81.60 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 12097. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 81.60 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 12098. | Toka (tokachirii) | 81.60 | 98.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12099. | tris (trisywc) | 81.59 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 12100. | FatDragon (fatdragon) | 81.59 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 12101. | Fewdono (fewma97) | 81.59 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 12102. | Nemo (nemo) | 81.59 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 12103. | janeconverge (janeconverge) | 81.58 | 96.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 12104. | ginginggaang (cremleme) | 81.58 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 12105. | SWAGCITY (jswagcity) | 81.58 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 12106. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 81.58 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
| 12107. | A10000 (a10000) | 81.58 | 96% | 2015-03-31 |
| 12108. | An (ntan1210) | 81.57 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 12109. | Hansi (mrsid) | 81.57 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 12110. | Thomas (adamo40) | 81.57 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 12111. | George (sellers1234) | 81.57 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
| 12112. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 81.57 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 12113. | Noel (nowellrl) | 81.57 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 12114. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 81.57 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 12115. | Fedupedu (fedupedu) | 81.57 | 93% | 2016-12-30 |
| 12116. | Alexis (siphonay) | 81.56 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12117. | Fernando (ferny12344) | 81.56 | 18% | 2014-09-17 |
| 12118. | theo (mewtish) | 81.56 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 12119. | Jusuf (kz99) | 81.56 | 97.4% | 2023-07-01 |
| 12120. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 81.56 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 12121. | Also his friend Hendra Perm... | 81.56 | 87% | 2014-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |