So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 808. | (___p) | 125.47 | 99% | 2020-01-04 |
| 809. | Hari (dharikrishna) | 125.46 | 99% | 2012-07-24 |
| 810. | ちゃりかく (clayjar) | 125.46 | 100% | 2014-06-24 |
| 811. | asdf (omgom) | 125.45 | 98% | 2013-03-17 |
| 812. | YaoXPS (yaoxps) | 125.43 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 813. | Jeremy (jeremy) | 125.40 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 814. | Lauren (lauren) | 125.38 | 97% | 2015-09-28 |
| 815. | BigTrucker69 (rh1992) | 125.34 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 816. | majah (majhatiger) | 125.34 | 99% | 2014-09-27 |
| 817. | sam (samchez) | 125.28 | 97% | 2013-05-09 |
| 818. | Dohak (dohak) | 125.28 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 819. | Gavin (gavwhela) | 125.27 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 820. | dva main (thedragonemperor) | 125.26 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 821. | Tim (patashu) | 125.25 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 822. | quite fast (edonn) | 125.24 | 100% | 2018-11-15 |
| 823. | MynameIS (hopely) | 125.22 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 824. | WhyAre (novelbear) | 125.18 | 98.8% | 2023-06-18 |
| 825. | Daniel (lordoftards) | 125.15 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 826. | imdabait (imdabait) | 125.14 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 827. | ukimub (ukimub) | 125.13 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 828. | Forbs (forbs) | 125.12 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 829. | Bastian (bastian) | 125.10 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 830. | ★ (filco) | 125.09 | 100% | 2016-08-27 |
| 831. | cutest femboy OAT (veryslow... | 125.08 | 97.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 832. | Flip (flip2theleft) | 125.05 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 833. | Ryan (fantazm) | 125.05 | 100% | 2019-07-29 |
| 834. | djs (djs_) | 125.05 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| 835. | bell (bellol) | 125.02 | 99% | 2013-02-15 |
| 836. | glenn (glennrehn) | 125.02 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 837. | david (aeons) | 125.02 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |