See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9000. | h4ck3d (h4ck3d001) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9001. | luuuuuuke (floooks) | 84.30 | 95.3% | 2025-03-18 |
| 9002. | Bone (probono) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 9003. | Stafford (staffordv) | 84.30 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 9004. | Nick (legnik) | 84.30 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 9005. | Stephen (nothamlet) | 84.30 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 9006. | mpb (meeepboop) | 84.29 | 95.8% | 2024-11-07 |
| 9007. | fahad (fahadahmed_lu) | 84.29 | 100% | 2020-04-03 |
| 9008. | Umair (umair121) | 84.29 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 9009. | πΊππππππ... | 84.29 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9010. | Patrick (monkyoo) | 84.29 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 9011. | Ryan (rycod) | 84.27 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9012. | guan (jgbiggy96) | 84.27 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 9013. | mydl0 (zrejh_) | 84.26 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 9014. | Tiac (saucyweener) | 84.26 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 9015. | Aditya (adibhandari) | 84.26 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9016. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 84.24 | 97% | 2025-05-20 |
| 9017. | Lawrence (loklein) | 84.24 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 9018. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 84.24 | 98% | 2025-06-29 |
| 9019. | ARLU (frank87) | 84.24 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 9020. | Joey (jpace) | 84.24 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 9021. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 84.24 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 9022. | Vishal (vishal345verma) | 84.24 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
| 9023. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 84.24 | 98.4% | 2024-08-08 |
| 9024. | oluwatoba (oluwatoba) | 84.24 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 9025. | Harrius (harrius) | 84.23 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 9026. | Dwima (dwizz) | 84.22 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 9027. | Morgrim (morgrimm) | 84.22 | 96% | 2024-04-26 |
| 9028. | jack (jackyd97) | 84.22 | 98.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9029. | Peter (avezan) | 84.22 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |