So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17598. | Rudy (rudyp) | 72.18 | 94% | 2018-12-24 |
| 17599. | Indiastopsww3 (vivekpjoshy) | 72.18 | 91% | 2014-05-25 |
| 17600. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 72.18 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 17601. | Jason (philphan25) | 72.17 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 17602. | Quan (quandool) | 72.17 | 94.2% | 2023-06-24 |
| 17603. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 72.17 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 17604. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 72.17 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 17605. | Kyle (kylea6) | 72.17 | 92% | 2012-11-12 |
| 17606. | Jonathan (jonathankim1999) | 72.17 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 17607. | Matej (mattfid) | 72.17 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 17608. | burn (burn2nd) | 72.17 | 97% | 2013-04-13 |
| 17609. | Ygor (migore) | 72.17 | 97% | 2011-07-08 |
| 17610. | Carlos (user0x539) | 72.16 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 17611. | Xander (xander004) | 72.16 | 91% | 2016-02-09 |
| 17612. | your mom (jewsclues) | 72.16 | 95% | 2021-02-19 |
| 17613. | Nighil (nighil) | 72.16 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 17614. | Nova (nova_7) | 72.15 | 96.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| 17615. | Bernarnold (orangetieify) | 72.15 | 93% | 2016-10-20 |
| 17616. | Underscore (underscorec) | 72.15 | 94.6% | 2023-08-19 |
| 17617. | tstats[jpatrocinio5436] (jp... | 72.15 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 17618. | Audrey (aamrose) | 72.15 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 17619. | Liam (peepeesniffer) | 72.15 | 96% | 2021-02-13 |
| 17620. | noize (noizemaker) | 72.15 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 17621. | wao (sendnudesplease) | 72.15 | 95% | 2017-10-27 |
| 17622. | Mr. (dandymcgee) | 72.15 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 17623. | mertzgr (redeyexaxa) | 72.15 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 17624. | Andrew (aaj123) | 72.15 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 17625. | Kelsey (kelseysd) | 72.14 | 92% | 2015-03-13 |
| 17626. | Holdmybeer (9599914266) | 72.14 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 17627. | Ventus (ventus___) | 72.14 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |