The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15552. | Maverick (touchtypeftw) | 78.96 | 98% | 2016-12-26 |
| 15553. | idol gelo (bagtengbadjaw15) | 78.96 | 94% | 2013-07-11 |
| 15554. | Siddharth (sid.shandilya@gm... | 78.96 | 95% | 2014-12-15 |
| 15555. | Seth (sethwigget) | 78.95 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
| 15556. | D (des_mc_desu) | 78.95 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 15557. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 78.95 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 15558. | Alex (menth) | 78.95 | 89% | 2013-05-25 |
| 15559. | tendingnut (tendingnut20) | 78.95 | 98.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15560. | Annie (annie__101) | 78.95 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 15561. | Alex (alexthegrand) | 78.95 | 95.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 15562. | Isaac (caelstrasza) | 78.95 | 91% | 2016-06-04 |
| 15563. | Ioannis Karkanias (karkas) | 78.95 | 90% | 2012-11-20 |
| 15564. | Ruben (oiradnebur) | 78.95 | 96% | 2014-09-16 |
| 15565. | Matthew (vokori) | 78.95 | 94% | 2013-09-24 |
| 15566. | Danny (forspam121) | 78.95 | 95% | 2014-09-17 |
| 15567. | Redhair. (chaozblu) | 78.95 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 15568. | mrgiorgoulis (mrgiorgoulis) | 78.94 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 15569. | Kyle (nova2315) | 78.94 | 99% | 2019-03-02 |
| 15570. | Luuigi (luuigi_) | 78.94 | 96.3% | 2023-11-03 |
| 15571. | Edward (edthemetalhead) | 78.94 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 15572. | dijkstr4 (dijkstr4) | 78.94 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
| 15573. | John (johnishere) | 78.94 | 98% | 2011-08-28 |
| 15574. | chris (maathew) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 15575. | Jose Ortiz (jortiz1496) | 78.93 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15576. | Walnert (walnert) | 78.93 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 15577. | Tracie (masako) | 78.93 | 91% | 2011-07-06 |
| 15578. | Tomasz (jypnfevk) | 78.93 | 89% | 2011-10-12 |
| 15579. | Antonio (senny22) | 78.93 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 15580. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 78.92 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 15581. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 78.92 | 96.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |