I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 961. | (yourally_) | 132.45 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 962. | (fluffnut) | 132.45 | 99% | 2020-10-30 |
| 963. | (accorn279) | 132.43 | 99% | 2022-02-08 |
| 964. | (dbatac) | 132.38 | 99% | 2026-02-05 |
| 965. | flakjac dvorak (flakjac2) | 132.35 | 100% | 2019-06-05 |
| 966. | Eric (dango499) | 132.34 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 967. | lemon (ilka) | 132.34 | 99% | 2019-05-12 |
| 968. | Dion Lynch (ddd24) | 132.27 | 99% | 2024-09-07 |
| 969. | Hari (li1_jimmy) | 132.27 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 970. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 132.26 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 971. | _Eclipse (thesolareclipse) | 132.25 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 972. | Garhwal Empire (defone) | 132.22 | 97.2% | 2023-10-01 |
| 973. | tosh (toshey) | 132.19 | 99% | 2022-03-18 |
| 974. | Ky Anh🧛 (kyanh123987) | 132.17 | 98% | 2023-11-19 |
| 975. | (doubleqin) | 132.17 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 976. | (gatesisfaster) | 132.15 | 96% | 2017-01-17 |
| 977. | a (notquitting) | 132.14 | 94% | 2019-08-21 |
| 978. | (sabelle_) | 132.13 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
| 979. | (yazan_shankiti) | 132.13 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 980. | ArkoSammy12 (arkosammy_1208) | 132.12 | 97.4% | 2024-11-11 |
| 981. | Yarkz_YT (youtube_yarkz) | 132.09 | 96.6% | 2025-02-22 |
| 982. | pandabear (laozedong) | 132.09 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 983. | (pinglei) | 132.07 | 99.3% | 2024-09-10 |
| 984. | Falcon467 (falcon467) | 132.07 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 985. | anthony (antoneni) | 132.01 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 986. | Loege (loege) | 131.99 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
| 987. | (orange_oldfish) | 131.92 | 96% | 2025-06-18 |
| 988. | (knight_oikos) | 131.89 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 989. | (tearsinrain) | 131.88 | 99% | 2025-12-23 |
| 990. | (timbalo) | 131.87 | 99% | 2019-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |