So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9352. | John (selurnipohc) | 87.08 | 95% | 2016-02-18 |
| 9353. | silver searcher (ackuracy) | 87.08 | 99% | 2023-06-29 |
| 9354. | 🌑🌘 🌗 🌖 🌕 (t... | 87.07 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 9355. | Christian (c.birkeland@hotm... | 87.07 | 98% | 2014-05-16 |
| 9356. | Hyunsu (onlyu0923) | 87.07 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 9357. | Shark (hfhshark) | 87.07 | 90% | 2014-11-13 |
| 9358. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 87.06 | 99% | 2019-02-17 |
| 9359. | BILLY (rpatb1) | 87.06 | 98% | 2013-02-25 |
| 9360. | Fariz (kidhacks) | 87.06 | 96% | 2012-06-10 |
| 9361. | Abu (abushakeeb) | 87.06 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 9362. | Nagai (nagaimatsuge) | 87.06 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 9363. | Luke (tinkeng) | 87.06 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 9364. | Joe (plss_shlt) | 87.05 | 96.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9365. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 87.04 | 94% | 2014-07-15 |
| 9366. | J (average_typer95) | 87.04 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9367. | The Dude (watchyourstep) | 87.04 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 9368. | Okayish (crappytyper) | 87.03 | 95% | 2015-02-02 |
| 9369. | sanjul (s4njul) | 87.03 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
| 9370. | Trav (travm) | 87.03 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 9371. | Coco (notkovu) | 87.03 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 9372. | Joe (xeravik) | 87.03 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9373. | banker (bankboy) | 87.03 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9374. | Parm (parm__85) | 87.02 | 92% | 2011-09-13 |
| 9375. | Josh (realistic) | 87.02 | 97% | 2016-09-19 |
| 9376. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 87.02 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 9377. | Emma (embunde7) | 87.02 | 99% | 2019-10-09 |
| 9378. | Todd (toddneal) | 87.02 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9379. | Jakob (kobbi1) | 87.01 | 94% | 2016-11-28 |
| 9380. | (razor11223344) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 9381. | Martin (squishy) | 87.00 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |