The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24592. | John (johnnyhaut) | 64.65 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 24593. | Robertas (rebutis) | 64.65 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 24594. | Lovely (ldcalip) | 64.65 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 24595. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 64.65 | 94% | 2019-01-15 |
| 24596. | fibiy (fibiy) | 64.65 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 24597. | Sreedev (finetard) | 64.65 | 97% | 2015-05-03 |
| 24598. | Julie (minngurl) | 64.65 | 95% | 2011-10-04 |
| 24599. | ngoc (huangoc93) | 64.65 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 24600. | Mark Neil (mcneilm7) | 64.64 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 24601. | Criss (criss1980) | 64.64 | 93% | 2011-11-21 |
| 24602. | slimaq (slimaq) | 64.64 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 24603. | Tom (kacpix) | 64.63 | 93% | 2015-04-28 |
| 24604. | Gert (hansonagarrett) | 64.63 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 24605. | Huy (thejoker1995) | 64.63 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 24606. | Daniel (sedan) | 64.63 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 24607. | Brandon (doommonky) | 64.63 | 88% | 2016-03-14 |
| 24608. | Jean (notjean) | 64.62 | 96% | 2017-11-19 |
| 24609. | chc (chc442) | 64.62 | 96% | 2011-06-12 |
| 24610. | Javier (javiertzr01) | 64.62 | 93% | 2015-01-13 |
| 24611. | mupppet (mcmuppet) | 64.62 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 24612. | Adrien (alafandoom) | 64.62 | 94% | 2017-08-06 |
| 24613. | truc (tructxn) | 64.62 | 97% | 2012-01-04 |
| 24614. | Sharan (mrsharan1997) | 64.62 | 93% | 2013-03-23 |
| 24615. | Adam (chrozome) | 64.61 | 92% | 2015-03-15 |
| 24616. | Godlike (papanini) | 64.61 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 24617. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 64.61 | 93% | 2023-07-28 |
| 24618. | Michael (somnial) | 64.61 | 98% | 2011-08-21 |
| 24619. | franickobe (franickobe) | 64.61 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 24620. | Mark (olidus) | 64.60 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 24621. | Trung (fasterandfaster) | 64.60 | 99% | 2014-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |