Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1877. | DeadEyeKozi (deadeyekozi) | 87.16 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1878. | Senin (senin8pagi) | 87.16 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 1879. | nick (icebyte) | 87.16 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 1880. | Katana (katanapanda) | 87.16 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 1881. | grace (graceszymk) | 87.15 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 1882. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 87.14 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1883. | galei (galei) | 87.13 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1884. | Sophie (sophieloaf) | 87.13 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 1885. | Khoi (khoitran) | 87.12 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 1886. | i type with 2 fingers (manu... | 87.11 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 1887. | Kevin (creepymk) | 87.11 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1888. | Kevin (kjax) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1889. | thonk (suicune3) | 87.09 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1890. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 87.08 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 1891. | Zedtime (zedtimestory) | 87.05 | 99% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1892. | Leo (djavaisadog) | 87.04 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
| 1893. | Justin (nothing2fancy) | 87.03 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1894. | Abizer (abizern) | 87.03 | 99% | 2020-09-21 |
| 1895. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 87.03 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 1896. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 87.03 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1897. | duckmoon99 (duckmoon99) | 87.02 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 1898. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 87.00 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 1899. | slagtherisen (slagtherisen) | 86.99 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1900. | yorha (automata) | 86.96 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1901. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 86.95 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1902. | Ita (ita17) | 86.95 | 99% | 2020-05-05 |
| 1903. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 86.94 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 1904. | Ryan (0hax) | 86.93 | 99% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1905. | Joseph (barcaftw05) | 86.93 | 96% | 2018-12-16 |
| 1906. | Jose (josethomas) | 86.91 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |