So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17068. | Yazan (yazan_al) | 72.90 | 98.8% | 2023-08-25 |
| 17069. | Cloud (cloud_bolssom) | 72.90 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 17070. | Dylion (mandylion) | 72.90 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 17071. | Jake (s2d_) | 72.90 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 17072. | Anup (anupya) | 72.90 | 97% | 2015-04-06 |
| 17073. | Davinche (davinche) | 72.89 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 17074. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 72.89 | 97.1% | 2023-10-02 |
| 17075. | Abay (lukcy) | 72.89 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 17076. | klotz (klotz) | 72.89 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 17077. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 72.89 | 93% | 2016-09-15 |
| 17078. | Marcelo (breguenait) | 72.89 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 17079. | Álisson (alissonb) | 72.89 | 95% | 2012-12-20 |
| 17080. | Domas (seductivesloth) | 72.89 | 94% | 2014-08-10 |
| 17081. | Kristian (forcepain) | 72.88 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 17082. | Junky (junkychunk) | 72.88 | 98% | 2011-05-15 |
| 17083. | Aleks (annarchy) | 72.88 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 17084. | Lik (lik007) | 72.87 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 17085. | Squirr3i (squirr3l) | 72.87 | 90% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17086. | corrode (nothanksgiving) | 72.87 | 86% | 2013-03-12 |
| 17087. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 72.87 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 17088. | Armando (bicochito) | 72.87 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 17089. | Steve (stevocat) | 72.87 | 96.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 17090. | tstats[speedy_josh] (speedy... | 72.87 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 17091. | 🐌 (adas291) | 72.87 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 17092. | Zahra (airiiii) | 72.87 | 91% | 2017-01-21 |
| 17093. | Paweł (lewapkon) | 72.87 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 17094. | traino (elvis9) | 72.87 | 98% | 2015-05-04 |
| 17095. | Rebecca (rebeccingball) | 72.86 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 17096. | I am speed (slowhand18) | 72.86 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 17097. | Zach (zeus73) | 72.86 | 94% | 2021-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |