The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14198. | Dwayne (dosanator) | 81.31 | 96% | 2014-07-27 |
| 14199. | Shawn (swampert360) | 81.31 | 93% | 2014-06-27 |
| 14200. | Amarpreet (ampit) | 81.31 | 95% | 2011-08-13 |
| 14201. | Ollie (typing555) | 81.30 | 90% | 2016-11-20 |
| 14202. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 81.30 | 99% | 2022-02-26 |
| 14203. | Nik (otkacenko) | 81.30 | 94% | 2015-12-23 |
| 14204. | Spank (spanktrain) | 81.29 | 92% | 2016-01-22 |
| 14205. | Jon (jon56) | 81.28 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 14206. | Dimitar (dimitar2424) | 81.28 | 94% | 2020-04-29 |
| 14207. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 81.28 | 98.4% | 2023-09-07 |
| 14208. | kkwong (kkwong2003) | 81.28 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 14209. | Prydae (prydae_1) | 81.28 | 95% | 2021-11-24 |
| 14210. | Crackersontheshelf (taejung... | 81.28 | 97.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 14211. | Martwica! (martwica) | 81.28 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 14212. | Jere (jerel) | 81.28 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 14213. | Ford (xxx_pussydestroyer_xxx) | 81.28 | 95% | 2016-03-15 |
| 14214. | Petr (jezour) | 81.27 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 14215. | Garrett (notflafee) | 81.27 | 90% | 2016-04-13 |
| 14216. | Jonathan (zrizi) | 81.27 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 14217. | Joyce (orchids) | 81.27 | 87% | 2012-05-18 |
| 14218. | Timothy (thekoreanbanana) | 81.26 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 14219. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 81.26 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 14220. | Christopher (smurtcj) | 81.26 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14221. | Zero (shaneawp) | 81.26 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 14222. | Stevy (stevymu) | 81.25 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 14223. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 81.25 | 97% | 2015-07-02 |
| 14224. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 81.25 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 14225. | Shut (heisenberg) | 81.25 | 95% | 2013-06-06 |
| 14226. | Dylan (draxion_) | 81.24 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 14227. | Thanh (tmantmang) | 81.24 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |