I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8103. | Pterygopalatine ganglion (i... | 92.29 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 8104. | Farras (rampagefulspirit) | 92.29 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 8105. | ♿♿♿ (kavalan) | 92.29 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 8106. | Guest (train9013c) | 92.28 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8107. | Vito Scaletta (minaricano) | 92.28 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 8108. | vlod. (vlad_priwalov) | 92.28 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 8109. | a_p (aperea) | 92.28 | 95% | 2019-08-26 |
| 8110. | QuietSponge (obesellama) | 92.28 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 8111. | Prajeeth (popofpop) | 92.27 | 98.1% | 2025-01-25 |
| 8112. | Jeferson Beliber (jbyungz) | 92.27 | 97% | 2025-11-02 |
| 8113. | Kedd (kedd_55) | 92.27 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
| 8114. | Das FoO (foobird) | 92.27 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 8115. | Mo (medsebri) | 92.27 | 97.2% | 2024-04-22 |
| 8116. | Zhantore (belayed) | 92.27 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 8117. | Brett (megahash) | 92.26 | 98% | 2025-09-23 |
| 8118. | 𝕜𝕒𝕚 (kai_geslani) | 92.26 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 8119. | Shawk (shawkerr) | 92.25 | 95% | 2023-05-15 |
| 8120. | Noah (vintagebread) | 92.25 | 96.8% | 2024-11-12 |
| 8121. | CheemCreem (cheemcreem) | 92.25 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 8122. | typo_racer (haffe) | 92.25 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 8123. | Hasan (notelex) | 92.25 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 8124. | Tiny Tank (anti_vax_cat) | 92.25 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 8125. | cg001m (cg001m) | 92.24 | 97% | 2024-10-23 |
| 8126. | Megan (megceratops) | 92.24 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 8127. | John Venice (average02) | 92.23 | 97.8% | 2024-11-08 |
| 8128. | Michael (bigb0ss) | 92.23 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 8129. | Andrew (themyah) | 92.23 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
| 8130. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 92.23 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 8131. | FastTyper (fasttyperbogdan) | 92.23 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 8132. | March (marchyboi) | 92.23 | 99% | 2020-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |