I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8079. | MC (marcone) | 91.65 | 97.3% | 2024-07-14 |
| 8080. | Florian (jordanbelfort) | 91.65 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8081. | matt (matterz5) | 91.65 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 8082. | Das (cavinb64) | 91.64 | 98.1% | 2025-04-13 |
| 8083. | tyrell (tyrell_welick) | 91.64 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 8084. | Kosta (kosta777) | 91.64 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 8085. | Funky (funkychunkymon) | 91.64 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 8086. | Mooo (sam0132nodier) | 91.63 | 98.3% | 2024-06-18 |
| 8087. | Alex (liltypist44) | 91.63 | 99% | 2022-09-28 |
| 8088. | Watdahill (jieoms) | 91.63 | 98.5% | 2024-06-01 |
| 8089. | toudouche (seni42) | 91.63 | 97.8% | 2024-11-27 |
| 8090. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 91.63 | 96% | 2018-11-14 |
| 8091. | Sabrina (oddlyandunlikely) | 91.63 | 96.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 8092. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 91.63 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
| 8093. | Andrew (zmeya26) | 91.62 | 94% | 2015-06-16 |
| 8094. | Darrell (rocky814) | 91.62 | 95% | 2016-07-07 |
| 8095. | Hasan (notelex) | 91.61 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8096. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 91.61 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 8097. | red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) | 91.61 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 8098. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 91.61 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
| 8099. | c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) | 91.61 | 97.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 8100. | Robby Aronson (robbyaronson) | 91.60 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 8101. | chc (chc442) | 91.60 | 96% | 2016-10-02 |
| 8102. | William (bnuldun) | 91.60 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 8103. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 91.59 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 8104. | ghostspirit (ghostspirit) | 91.59 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 8105. | Square (squareslice) | 91.59 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 8106. | musratte (musratte) | 91.59 | 97.1% | 2023-11-29 |
| 8107. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 91.59 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 8108. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 91.59 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |