And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15842. | Kai (prokai) | 86.42 | 94% | 2016-04-15 |
| 15843. | Sam (busiclucho) | 86.42 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 15844. | Asad (asad_parkar) | 86.41 | 96% | 2022-09-07 |
| 15845. | Shadow×Kill (xshadowar) | 86.41 | 87% | 2013-04-30 |
| 15846. | RokasJuda (imfastandurslow) | 86.41 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 15847. | Tyrone (1shotmacro) | 86.41 | 94% | 2012-11-02 |
| 15848. | Emma (_emma) | 86.41 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15849. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 86.41 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 15850. | Dovid (dymusicguy) | 86.41 | 91% | 2015-05-14 |
| 15851. | (darkghoul45) | 86.41 | 90% | 2014-07-17 |
| 15852. | Stéphanie (tirose) | 86.41 | 93% | 2014-04-06 |
| 15853. | Crystal (crystal_rhodes) | 86.40 | 98% | 2012-07-23 |
| 15854. | sijo (sijo23) | 86.39 | 99% | 2023-04-13 |
| 15855. | Glenn (scrap104) | 86.39 | 96% | 2014-12-28 |
| 15856. | Phinix (soaringphinix) | 86.39 | 99% | 2021-03-18 |
| 15857. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 86.39 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
| 15858. | Norman (normanass) | 86.38 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 15859. | Hasan (notelex) | 86.38 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 15860. | Shanavas Keral (shan_keral) | 86.38 | 96% | 2014-07-14 |
| 15861. | xiahuaicha (xiahuaicha) | 86.38 | 97% | 2013-02-07 |
| 15862. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 86.38 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 15863. | Adam (admeyer73) | 86.38 | 100% | 2013-10-16 |
| 15864. | Kunal (boomlion) | 86.37 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
| 15865. | Eufalasio (eufalasio_11) | 86.37 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 15866. | Leasa (leasadrew) | 86.36 | 94% | 2011-12-03 |
| 15867. | Molly (mtm09386) | 86.36 | 93% | 2011-06-06 |
| 15868. | kammy (kammycat) | 86.36 | 96% | 2011-08-14 |
| 15869. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 86.35 | 95% | 2023-01-16 |
| 15870. | Adhy (adhy) | 86.35 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 15871. | Brendan (lorsque) | 86.35 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |