So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25763. | jan (raburt) | 59.66 | 95% | 2014-02-28 |
| 25764. | Moses (moi_16) | 59.65 | 94% | 2023-04-09 |
| 25765. | Dras (dras227) | 59.65 | 95% | 2022-02-03 |
| 25766. | 5hadow (kuro5hadow) | 59.65 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 25767. | We are all one. (psi_) | 59.65 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 25768. | Jack (jax_121) | 59.65 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 25769. | son (tianren) | 59.65 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 25770. | Bijen (bij_cyclone) | 59.65 | 96.6% | 2021-02-24 |
| 25771. | lan (lam7camel) | 59.65 | 95% | 2017-06-25 |
| 25772. | Brian (pitviper) | 59.65 | 99% | 2017-04-02 |
| 25773. | Cadis (cadisz) | 59.65 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
| 25774. | Rel (religious09) | 59.64 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 25775. | Kieren (kiwikiwi0713) | 59.64 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 25776. | jie (hellogogogo) | 59.64 | 87% | 2016-12-13 |
| 25777. | Phll (themank) | 59.64 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 25778. | Inocente (uxerrname) | 59.64 | 94% | 2013-12-19 |
| 25779. | Mamma (neonoir) | 59.63 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 25780. | Notej (notej) | 59.63 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 25781. | Mahtan (mahtan) | 59.63 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 25782. | Joe (ubergh) | 59.63 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 25783. | N (nicktrick) | 59.63 | 94% | 2013-06-22 |
| 25784. | blake (melk3) | 59.63 | 95% | 2017-09-23 |
| 25785. | AUDI (kangaroo) | 59.63 | 94% | 2011-07-05 |
| 25786. | Gaiurav (hairmetallers) | 59.63 | 95% | 2013-02-21 |
| 25787. | Matthew (noviv) | 59.62 | 89% | 2014-04-13 |
| 25788. | Kamen (kamen08) | 59.62 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 25789. | Carlos (cylg5135) | 59.62 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 25790. | Dr. (saddathasan) | 59.62 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 25791. | Eckhardt (hummlemuffin) | 59.62 | 91% | 2016-08-24 |
| 25792. | LivJP (livjp) | 59.61 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |