So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28096. | Shlomo (ystwerski) | 55.86 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 28097. | Hoa (hoahehe) | 55.86 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 28098. | serge (_fisher) | 55.86 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 28099. | Santiago (santiago14) | 55.86 | 93% | 2013-05-03 |
| 28100. | Beatles (beatles1976) | 55.86 | 93% | 2017-06-02 |
| 28101. | Grammy (pyrex) | 55.86 | 98% | 2016-04-01 |
| 28102. | nam (truongnam1996) | 55.85 | 95% | 2016-06-28 |
| 28103. | tong (70v9) | 55.85 | 96% | 2023-03-13 |
| 28104. | Faisal (icalhalim) | 55.85 | 95% | 2013-06-04 |
| 28105. | vikas (vikas17) | 55.85 | 92% | 2013-01-21 |
| 28106. | Nelu (neluspaima) | 55.85 | 89% | 2011-10-07 |
| 28107. | john yakuza (ifrxitpxnchi) | 55.84 | 91% | 2016-10-13 |
| 28108. | Axel (krohzy) | 55.84 | 95% | 2013-01-25 |
| 28109. | Quarter (quarter) | 55.84 | 92% | 2016-09-20 |
| 28110. | Type O (jriven42@msn.com) | 55.84 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 28111. | Saringan (saringan) | 55.84 | 93% | 2016-09-01 |
| 28112. | Yuan (yuanyutwo) | 55.83 | 94% | 2017-08-15 |
| 28113. | Didyousayit? (sarah28) | 55.83 | 86% | 2011-12-28 |
| 28114. | Crystal (notcrystal) | 55.83 | 95% | 2018-10-28 |
| 28115. | Vân (nhvha81) | 55.83 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 28116. | cosmocarp (cosmocarp) | 55.82 | 94% | 2023-01-06 |
| 28117. | Seeyasucka! (akkadbakkad) | 55.82 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
| 28118. | Shirito (shirito) | 55.82 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 28119. | anhtiep (anhtiep) | 55.82 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 28120. | Dang (minhdungonly) | 55.82 | 95% | 2013-02-06 |
| 28121. | gerry (gsihaj5) | 55.81 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 28122. | Sri (nanicharan23) | 55.81 | 93.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 28123. | Mitch (karmawaits) | 55.81 | 92% | 2014-12-21 |
| 28124. | Saugat (acharya_saugat) | 55.81 | 93% | 2015-08-26 |
| 28125. | Fricoman (ltossit) | 55.80 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |