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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable.

—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 16,061 41.92 August 8, 2008
Instant Death Mode 83 53.84 April 4, 2010
Riverside Middle School 18 32.11 January 25, 2011
##typeracer 8 50.19 January 27, 2021
TypeRacer Classic 1 37.51 September 30, 2021