The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30795. | hapexamendios (hapexamendios) | 64.45 | 98.5% | 2024-04-26 |
| 30796. | 3NKRYPT (3nkrypt) | 64.45 | 96.5% | 2024-03-06 |
| 30797. | Jimi (phunkytype) | 64.45 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
| 30798. | aEr0 (_aero) | 64.45 | 97% | 2025-07-02 |
| 30799. | ha (hamoivu) | 64.45 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 30800. | liz (lizzardie) | 64.45 | 94% | 2012-09-01 |
| 30801. | Chaudhary (dhankar) | 64.45 | 88% | 2014-05-28 |
| 30802. | Maikeru (lordheremiah) | 64.44 | 96% | 2026-03-07 |
| 30803. | Muhmmad Usman Haider (usman... | 64.44 | 95% | 2025-02-19 |
| 30804. | Carlos (skabe79) | 64.44 | 96.1% | 2025-05-16 |
| 30805. | lek (allexxlekk) | 64.44 | 96.8% | 2023-11-21 |
| 30806. | Mandar (mandar7) | 64.44 | 95% | 2025-11-30 |
| 30807. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 64.44 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 30808. | Sam (sammy3118) | 64.44 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 30809. | PieManBro2 (piemanbro2) | 64.44 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 30810. | Irving (xrvng) | 64.44 | 96% | 2014-12-16 |
| 30811. | suresh godara (sureshgodara) | 64.43 | 97.6% | 2024-10-12 |
| 30812. | Meow (hairlessmonkey) | 64.43 | 95.9% | 2024-10-02 |
| 30813. | crocodilu (crocodilu) | 64.43 | 98% | 2024-03-16 |
| 30814. | Andrew (andrew_fast) | 64.43 | 99.2% | 2024-02-29 |
| 30815. | Giorgi Tevdoradze (sasac0k) | 64.43 | 96% | 2024-09-05 |
| 30816. | Wilbur the Great (not_yourt... | 64.43 | 96% | 2024-06-13 |
| 30817. | Bleee (esemesek) | 64.43 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 30818. | WantedOwl (wanted_owl) | 64.43 | 95% | 2025-10-04 |
| 30819. | Seeyasucka! (akkadbakkad) | 64.43 | 96.7% | 2025-02-26 |
| 30820. | Justin (geoth) | 64.43 | 93% | 2011-08-30 |
| 30821. | Nik Jan (slimenian) | 64.43 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
| 30822. | Wicked (sagarstorm) | 64.43 | 93% | 2016-07-22 |
| 30823. | john (johnkelly841@hotmail.... | 64.43 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
| 30824. | Andre Junior S (ajrs10) | 64.43 | 93% | 2016-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |