I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1000. | big (dont_cry) | 100.07 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 1001. | NobodyA (nobodya_) | 100.07 | 99% | 2023-12-18 |
| 1002. | Lance (lznce) | 100.06 | 95.5% | 2025-02-23 |
| 1003. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 100.06 | 97.3% | 2024-07-31 |
| 1004. | Shawn (r3m3dy) | 100.04 | 98% | 2024-02-11 |
| 1005. | Ryan (thathei) | 100.04 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1006. | Thai (kardashnguyen) | 100.03 | 97.2% | 2024-07-05 |
| 1007. | ginga271 (ginga271) | 100.02 | 95.7% | 2025-02-23 |
| 1008. | Luka (ellenor) | 100.00 | 97.5% | 2025-01-17 |
| 1009. | Smeej (smeej) | 99.95 | 97.7% | 2024-01-28 |
| 1010. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 99.95 | 97% | 2025-01-05 |
| 1011. | Aaron (oofle007) | 99.94 | 99% | 2024-08-05 |
| 1012. | Miku (bestgirlmiku) | 99.92 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 1013. | xiangnan (xiangnan3333) | 99.92 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 1014. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 99.90 | 98.2% | 2024-03-07 |
| 1015. | Warren (warrennnn) | 99.88 | 95.2% | 2025-02-05 |
| 1016. | car (nostalgiatest) | 99.87 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1017. | bigman (xdbigman) | 99.86 | 98% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1018. | Samarth (samarthmayya) | 99.86 | 97% | 2023-07-28 |
| 1019. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 99.84 | 97.9% | 2024-04-08 |
| 1020. | La Familia (xquyen) | 99.83 | 98.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1021. | Mikey (miket349) | 99.83 | 97.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1022. | Moy (moy280) | 99.82 | 96.9% | 2024-09-28 |
| 1023. | Raymond (szlesh) | 99.81 | 98.2% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1024. | Vanilla (vanilla_typeracer) | 99.79 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 1025. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 99.75 | 97.8% | 2024-12-01 |
| 1026. | Erin H. (ehorns) | 99.73 | 97.3% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1027. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 99.72 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 1028. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 99.71 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1029. | scrambledeggs (scrambledeggss) | 99.68 | 98% | 2024-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |