As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7915. | Dean (biollama112) | 88.72 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 7916. | → (tu7oojae1i) | 88.71 | 98% | 2025-03-30 |
| 7917. | Nerf (nerflongshotuv) | 88.71 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 7918. | Bean (benjamoomin64) | 88.71 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 7919. | Peter (aaubeofcheese) | 88.71 | 98% | 2024-01-26 |
| 7920. | Tony (xmlxknight) | 88.71 | 94% | 2015-10-02 |
| 7921. | Hennessy (hennessy_15) | 88.70 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 7922. | qweqwe (qweu) | 88.70 | 99% | 2023-06-29 |
| 7923. | Daniel (dxnme) | 88.70 | 98.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 7924. | Manjrnm (manjrnm) | 88.70 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 7925. | Omar (omar_ziada) | 88.70 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 7926. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 88.70 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 7927. | Skill (skill2kill_) | 88.69 | 99% | 2023-07-11 |
| 7928. | Hyunsu (onlyu0923) | 88.69 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 7929. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 88.69 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 7930. | no17436 (no17436) | 88.69 | 96% | 2015-09-22 |
| 7931. | car (nostalgiatest) | 88.68 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 7932. | v1ruso (v1ruso) | 88.68 | 98% | 2019-12-14 |
| 7933. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 88.68 | 96% | 2016-09-20 |
| 7934. | Kappa (miffle) | 88.68 | 92% | 2015-10-26 |
| 7935. | roy (likmyleg) | 88.68 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 7936. | hr (hereticalrants) | 88.68 | 100% | 2018-05-04 |
| 7937. | Mate (smweb) | 88.68 | 95% | 2015-04-24 |
| 7938. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 88.68 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 7939. | Irham (irhamdinataa) | 88.67 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 7940. | Said (saidenhide) | 88.67 | 97.3% | 2024-09-07 |
| 7941. | Jordan (xbeastyx) | 88.67 | 91% | 2016-10-24 |
| 7942. | Sike (creme_egg) | 88.67 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 7943. | Phillip (phollup) | 88.67 | 93% | 2016-07-20 |
| 7944. | Max (mcmax92) | 88.67 | 87% | 2016-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |