Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20865. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 67.47 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 20866. | Huy (thejoker1995) | 67.47 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 20867. | pege (pege) | 67.47 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 20868. | Makhambet (markiz) | 67.47 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 20869. | Giacomo (fynix) | 67.47 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| 20870. | Kanzi (kanzi) | 67.47 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 20871. | Sparsh (spar5h) | 67.47 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 20872. | Justin (polyphery) | 67.47 | 90% | 2015-12-21 |
| 20873. | Zvezdi (zvezdityper) | 67.47 | 94% | 2022-05-04 |
| 20874. | bescomo (bescomo) | 67.47 | 87% | 2014-06-21 |
| 20875. | Mamomi (mamomi) | 67.46 | 95% | 2015-03-28 |
| 20876. | Taku (moritku) | 67.46 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 20877. | Andrew (patatoed) | 67.46 | 95% | 2021-06-20 |
| 20878. | Van Hoang (hoangelec) | 67.46 | 91% | 2012-10-31 |
| 20879. | Ben (mnrubinsaty) | 67.46 | 93% | 2012-04-19 |
| 20880. | Andrew (caddy06_88) | 67.46 | 90% | 2016-02-03 |
| 20881. | shadwll (bogits) | 67.44 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 20882. | Laff (norvane) | 67.44 | 95% | 2013-04-21 |
| 20883. | Lucas (judemitchell) | 67.44 | 91% | 2011-08-11 |
| 20884. | Deepta (mind_palace) | 67.44 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 20885. | Darren (dtwcdarren) | 67.44 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 20886. | get_pip3d (wwerner11) | 67.44 | 94% | 2022-09-13 |
| 20887. | Sputnik25 (25dondon25) | 67.44 | 98% | 2011-06-22 |
| 20888. | Selscqa (selscqa) | 67.44 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 20889. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 67.44 | 96.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| 20890. | Chuar (chuar) | 67.43 | 94% | 2011-10-29 |
| 20891. | Wols (wols) | 67.43 | 98% | 2012-04-20 |
| 20892. | Christoffer (thelin) | 67.43 | 92% | 2013-05-26 |
| 20893. | Levis (levitron) | 67.42 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 20894. | Kenneth (bicboiken) | 67.42 | 96% | 2018-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |