When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8998. | Jim (problemset) | 85.78 | 99% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8999. | Mâ™ (museican) | 85.78 | 99% | 2021-04-12 |
| 9000. | Denec (denec) | 85.77 | 96.7% | 2024-09-18 |
| 9001. | Krishna (krrish94) | 85.77 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
| 9002. | Koki (frequentflyer) | 85.77 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 9003. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 85.77 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 9004. | Tristan (asiandood) | 85.77 | 92% | 2017-05-25 |
| 9005. | beazzt (beazzt_) | 85.76 | 97.4% | 2024-11-19 |
| 9006. | Terrance (terrance1120) | 85.76 | 95% | 2021-10-13 |
| 9007. | Orobass (learning qwerty) (... | 85.76 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 9008. | Jimmy (ricer_workman) | 85.76 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9009. | Dan Haflen 🥕 (dan2011) | 85.76 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 9010. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 85.76 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 9011. | Caitlin (caitlin3) | 85.75 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 9012. | Someperson (somesingaporean) | 85.75 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 9013. | hmu (yoyoplz) | 85.75 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 9014. | Matt (mattpatt0219) | 85.74 | 97% | 2026-03-14 |
| 9015. | alfred747 (alfred747) | 85.74 | 98.2% | 2025-02-27 |
| 9016. | fishy (fishipowa) | 85.74 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 9017. | Kim (kmijok) | 85.74 | 89% | 2016-12-02 |
| 9018. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 85.74 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 9019. | norush (norush) | 85.74 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 9020. | Fortune (asadkhan10x) | 85.74 | 95% | 2022-07-13 |
| 9021. | asdf (_o0_) | 85.73 | 95% | 2024-09-21 |
| 9022. | Andija (gingerpolk) | 85.73 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 9023. | Allen (alskso) | 85.73 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9024. | hellclinton (hellclinton) | 85.72 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 9025. | tastytastysnak (tastytastys... | 85.72 | 96% | 2025-04-17 |
| 9026. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 85.72 | 99% | 2022-02-17 |
| 9027. | random (waltersgo) | 85.71 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |