The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12049. | (heater) | 84.81 | — | 2009-12-13 |
| 12050. | (aeonlight) | 84.81 | 98% | 2012-07-10 |
| 12051. | (dadcomeback) | 84.80 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 12052. | (dashgr) | 84.80 | 92% | 2015-04-22 |
| 12053. | (junkanator) | 84.80 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 12054. | Cart (itscart) | 84.80 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 12055. | (nighpher) | 84.80 | 96% | 2014-02-13 |
| 12056. | (howellbsbll06) | 84.80 | 94% | 2013-07-17 |
| 12057. | (first_gaze) | 84.79 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 12058. | (samad_20) | 84.79 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 12059. | (thefakemark) | 84.79 | 96% | 2019-05-25 |
| 12060. | (danthepropman) | 84.79 | 98% | 2014-06-22 |
| 12061. | (kredei278) | 84.79 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 12062. | (frxction) | 84.79 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 12063. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 84.79 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 12064. | jason (jamonster2) | 84.79 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 12065. | (swaycuisway) | 84.78 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 12066. | (mediocregiraffe) | 84.78 | 97% | 2014-11-21 |
| 12067. | (lemonbarf) | 84.78 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 12068. | (jitterjuicegaming) | 84.78 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 12069. | (tarou) | 84.78 | 96% | 2012-08-04 |
| 12070. | (norted) | 84.78 | 97% | 2013-03-04 |
| 12071. | (anshunyy) | 84.77 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 12072. | (luffyxpiece) | 84.77 | 94% | 2017-11-08 |
| 12073. | gupta (gupta01) | 84.77 | 96% | 2017-04-01 |
| 12074. | (sakyui) | 84.77 | 96% | 2012-03-06 |
| 12075. | (tomasero) | 84.76 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 12076. | (kristinchs) | 84.76 | 92% | 2011-05-11 |
| 12077. | (monkegoist) | 84.76 | 98% | 2011-06-05 |
| 12078. | Shubby (shubby) | 84.76 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |