The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12906. | Not (calcyon) | 84.48 | 93% | 2013-04-24 |
| 12907. | Neil (neilborde) | 84.48 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
| 12908. | Max (goinfullderp) | 84.48 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 12909. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 84.48 | 98% | 2026-01-21 |
| 12910. | Trent (trentono) | 84.48 | 97% | 2015-12-03 |
| 12911. | Victor (victor2024) | 84.47 | 97% | 2025-03-21 |
| 12912. | Dragan (sfsgagi) | 84.47 | 99% | 2024-09-09 |
| 12913. | Justin (velinquish) | 84.47 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 12914. | Klash (klashghost) | 84.47 | 95% | 2022-12-10 |
| 12915. | oeda (oeda123) | 84.47 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12916. | rey (reyreyes) | 84.47 | 98% | 2025-12-12 |
| 12917. | David (davidrules123) | 84.47 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
| 12918. | Travis (7yl3r) | 84.47 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 12919. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 84.47 | 99% | 2016-12-09 |
| 12920. | DaCaN (dacan) | 84.47 | 96% | 2011-10-28 |
| 12921. | Broatio (broatio) | 84.47 | 93% | 2013-01-13 |
| 12922. | rafid (paty1239) | 84.46 | 96.7% | 2025-03-12 |
| 12923. | no one (im_a_no_one) | 84.46 | 98% | 2025-12-19 |
| 12924. | Socks and MIlk (normalhuman) | 84.46 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 12925. | Steven (steveng) | 84.46 | 96% | 2011-08-23 |
| 12926. | strongly_typed_c (strongly_... | 84.45 | 98.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 12927. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 84.45 | 99% | 2023-09-03 |
| 12928. | SchwarzAD (schwarzadd) | 84.45 | 97.3% | 2024-01-09 |
| 12929. | VanManh (vanmanh) | 84.45 | 97.6% | 2023-12-18 |
| 12930. | Theo (theo_crata) | 84.45 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 12931. | skizzo (skizzo) | 84.45 | 95.4% | 2023-05-20 |
| 12932. | Sohei (sohei) | 84.45 | 95.2% | 2024-12-15 |
| 12933. | KilinWei (kilinwei) | 84.45 | 97.6% | 2023-11-30 |
| 12934. | Marikyuun (bananaking121) | 84.45 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12935. | Hitscan (loonatick_src) | 84.45 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |