So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19463. | An (anphan) | 69.24 | 96.2% | 2023-10-30 |
| 19464. | ix4l (ix4l19) | 69.24 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 19465. | Sparsa (sparsa) | 69.24 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 19466. | axos (axos411) | 69.24 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
| 19467. | Kwoth (kwoth) | 69.24 | 92% | 2014-02-12 |
| 19468. | Chaddog (svd997) | 69.24 | 97% | 2016-07-13 |
| 19469. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 69.24 | 96% | 2017-11-24 |
| 19470. | Aruzh (4ruzh) | 69.23 | 94.5% | 2023-06-15 |
| 19471. | husky (nohusky) | 69.23 | 96.9% | 2023-07-23 |
| 19472. | SR (ssdel) | 69.23 | 95% | 2023-01-03 |
| 19473. | Soony (sssong0409) | 69.23 | 95.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| 19474. | Spurv (spurv) | 69.23 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 19475. | deeri (deeri) | 69.23 | 95% | 2019-04-16 |
| 19476. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 69.23 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 19477. | punit (typinglover02) | 69.23 | 92% | 2015-11-15 |
| 19478. | Kyos (kyos00) | 69.23 | 90% | 2013-04-13 |
| 19479. | Ian (tinysilverfish) | 69.22 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| 19480. | John (joliver1) | 69.22 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 19481. | iwias (iwias) | 69.22 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 19482. | Dean (elusiveking) | 69.22 | 96.4% | 2023-05-22 |
| 19483. | Cozmo (momos) | 69.22 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 19484. | fast (n1lotpal) | 69.22 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 19485. | Jett (jettlin01) | 69.22 | 96.5% | 2021-02-28 |
| 19486. | samson (rangwin) | 69.22 | 96% | 2014-06-07 |
| 19487. | Norbert (norbert) | 69.22 | 92% | 2012-07-15 |
| 19488. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 69.22 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 19489. | Ben (benph) | 69.21 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 19490. | Cass (paramisery) | 69.21 | 96.7% | 2023-10-18 |
| 19491. | L (thereddone) | 69.21 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 19492. | mad792 (mad792) | 69.21 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |