As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7204. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 91.16 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 7205. | ezpzlmao (ezpzlmao) | 91.16 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 7206. | yesman (yesman9527) | 91.16 | 100% | 2021-05-23 |
| 7207. | Joel (joeldaniel) | 91.15 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 7208. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 91.15 | 98% | 2016-05-24 |
| 7209. | melon (iammelon) | 91.14 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 7210. | pri (prinni) | 91.14 | 98% | 2017-01-29 |
| 7211. | Hajeeq (jeeqonkeys) | 91.14 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 7212. | garz (zerogarz) | 91.14 | 95% | 2015-12-18 |
| 7213. | fxf8 (fuexfollets) | 91.13 | 95.9% | 2023-09-08 |
| 7214. | 575depression (maxdotcom) | 91.13 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 7215. | Ben (hhkbpro) | 91.13 | 98% | 2016-02-17 |
| 7216. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 91.13 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
| 7217. | Auram (auram) | 91.12 | 96.9% | 2025-02-09 |
| 7218. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 91.12 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 7219. | blank (typingi) | 91.12 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
| 7220. | Wolf (lukathewolf) | 91.11 | 97% | 2024-11-18 |
| 7221. | Spencer (dispencer0923) | 91.11 | 97% | 2025-03-28 |
| 7222. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 91.11 | 97.7% | 2023-12-21 |
| 7223. | C (ccc123) | 91.11 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 7224. | Nor (nor9864) | 91.11 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
| 7225. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 91.10 | 94% | 2017-02-25 |
| 7226. | good (wwong555) | 91.09 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| 7227. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 91.09 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 7228. | Roan (toadietechnika) | 91.08 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 7229. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 91.08 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 7230. | alfos (alfos) | 91.08 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
| 7231. | Jimmy (ricer_workman) | 91.08 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 7232. | likeliness (likelyhood) | 91.08 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 7233. | McKle (mckle7) | 91.07 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |