Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4845. | Umar (mumarkhan999) | 62.11 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 4846. | Zann (buttocksenpai) | 62.10 | 95% | 2019-11-24 |
| 4847. | Minniecheese (minniecheese) | 62.09 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 4848. | Scott (cros1) | 62.06 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4849. | The Write Tale (pchanbps1) | 62.05 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4850. | Conor (conargh) | 62.04 | 95% | 2019-10-15 |
| 4851. | panini (qazini) | 62.03 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
| 4852. | Lee (arcaderoar) | 62.02 | 95% | 2017-09-08 |
| 4853. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 62.02 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 4854. | Harry (jeeeerrrpop) | 62.02 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 4855. | Urgency (urgency) | 62.01 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 4856. | Mort (captain_fredrickson) | 62.01 | 99% | 2020-05-11 |
| 4857. | berry (berryroseblood) | 62.00 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4858. | Marcin (marcin27z) | 61.99 | 96% | 2018-04-20 |
| 4859. | Independent (independent) | 61.96 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4860. | Nathan (96retsamkcid) | 61.94 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 4861. | spy (noobtypebuddy) | 61.93 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 4862. | Chris (resignss) | 61.92 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 4863. | FanTomMm (fantom1) | 61.92 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 4864. | Fang (fangalpha) | 61.91 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 4865. | Krueger (bardsnards) | 61.89 | 94% | 2020-04-17 |
| 4866. | sean (shiggiipobal) | 61.89 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 4867. | Alwin (kainetik) | 61.89 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 4868. | 𝕄𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕧... | 61.88 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4869. | Dawg (goon_goonster) | 61.87 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4870. | maikeru (celtendo) | 61.87 | 96% | 2020-03-30 |
| 4871. | Razib (razibfh) | 61.83 | 99% | 2019-01-30 |
| 4872. | T (omega5002) | 61.83 | 93% | 2019-07-16 |
| 4873. | Neal (neealio) | 61.82 | 95% | 2018-11-29 |
| 4874. | guanhong (shells_picker) | 61.81 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |