I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2431. | Justanalek (justanalek) | 81.00 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2432. | skye (vriskas) | 80.98 | 95.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| 2433. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 80.98 | 96.9% | 2023-12-08 |
| 2434. | Julian (julian990132) | 80.94 | 95.3% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2435. | deen hussain (deenhussain) | 80.91 | 98% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2436. | Damsy (damsy) | 80.91 | 96% | 2024-09-27 |
| 2437. | Heath (heathcorp) | 80.90 | 97.2% | 2023-11-12 |
| 2438. | frach (fra_cho) | 80.89 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 2439. | Train (trainm8) | 80.87 | 94% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2440. | h (vondo28) | 80.86 | 95.7% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2441. | Zoat (zoat) | 80.84 | 95% | 2024-06-07 |
| 2442. | Sikin (siikiin) | 80.81 | 95% | 2024-02-08 |
| 2443. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 80.77 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 2444. | John (fishlz) | 80.75 | 95.4% | 2023-12-31 |
| 2445. | Ryan (prophetofregret) | 80.75 | 96.5% | 2023-09-17 |
| 2446. | Sam (sam2399) | 80.74 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 2447. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 80.73 | 95.9% | 2024-04-21 |
| 2448. | Superior (brother_v) | 80.70 | 94% | 2024-03-07 |
| 2449. | RoadTo100WPM (peternator) | 80.70 | 96.1% | 2023-10-05 |
| 2450. | fastasf (gaddamslow) | 80.69 | 94% | 2025-07-14 |
| 2451. | JIMMY (jimmy06) | 80.67 | 97% | 2024-07-20 |
| 2452. | MO-ZILLA (mo_zilla) | 80.63 | 97% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2453. | Alberto (itsfuntotypefast) | 80.62 | 98% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2454. | tstats[Zmiester0828] (zmeis... | 80.62 | 95.9% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2455. | David Yi Hong (davidyihong) | 80.62 | 97.1% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2456. | hozu (pot4topie) | 80.61 | 96% | 2024-02-19 |
| 2457. | ViscoseTa (viscoseta) | 80.60 | 95% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2458. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 80.60 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
| 2459. | Rocky (sushil26) | 80.58 | 97.9% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2460. | Erik (lipesmapes_01) | 80.53 | 94.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |