As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17963. | rohan (rhaniyr) | 65.81 | 95% | 2021-04-03 |
| 17964. | Alex (alexruben) | 65.81 | 93% | 2016-01-10 |
| 17965. | pro (promarvlen) | 65.80 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 17966. | eren (erenisdevil) | 65.80 | 96.8% | 2023-07-06 |
| 17967. | John (johndeereletter) | 65.80 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 17968. | Muhammad (littlememon) | 65.80 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 17969. | verdant (verdantasd) | 65.80 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
| 17970. | even (even97) | 65.80 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 17971. | Andrew (chanmandrew) | 65.80 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 17972. | Kyle (ktwo) | 65.80 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 17973. | George (meanong) | 65.79 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 17974. | John (taisnsturis) | 65.79 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 17975. | Binod (pratyushbinod) | 65.79 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 17976. | Tartcake (tartcakehs) | 65.79 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 17977. | Cam (thecampingcam) | 65.78 | 95% | 2015-08-02 |
| 17978. | Fenelon (topogigo) | 65.78 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 17979. | Vipul (vipulsings) | 65.77 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 17980. | Roshan (noob_master9901) | 65.77 | 96% | 2020-03-22 |
| 17981. | sv_cheats 1 (change_lolxd) | 65.77 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 17982. | Jonas (the_sea_typist) | 65.76 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
| 17983. | Wolfdale 3 (wolfdale3) | 65.76 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 17984. | Dimitris (dimitrism) | 65.76 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 17985. | Emily (emilydrev) | 65.76 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 17986. | Zhadyra (zhettus) | 65.75 | 95% | 2022-12-16 |
| 17987. | codemaedb (codemaedb) | 65.75 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 17988. | Phillip (kinkking123) | 65.75 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 17989. | clarence (zerogly) | 65.75 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 17990. | philm (philmcole) | 65.75 | 93% | 2017-03-17 |
| 17991. | Viforul (viforul23_) | 65.74 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 17992. | Mehedi (mehedihasan) | 65.74 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |