I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1308. | barrack (mr_sandwich1871) | 127.30 | 99% | 2025-10-25 |
| 1309. | joe (gstakk) | 127.29 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 1310. | Ricky (muffinpotato) | 127.29 | 98% | 2026-05-09 |
| 1311. | Kish (kishuni) | 127.29 | 95% | 2017-04-19 |
| 1312. | An (buithienan15) | 127.26 | 99% | 2023-12-14 |
| 1313. | Ronnie (ronnie2019) | 127.25 | 99% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1314. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 127.25 | 99% | 2022-04-14 |
| 1315. | Virgin (virginchimp) | 127.24 | 96.9% | 2024-10-06 |
| 1316. | tyrtle (turtleyez) | 127.23 | 99% | 2024-09-03 |
| 1317. | not your dad (buthee) | 127.21 | 98.7% | 2023-12-24 |
| 1318. | Conhor (lininmist) | 127.19 | 98.4% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1319. | fried (fried_7332) | 127.19 | 99% | 2023-02-14 |
| 1320. | SPEXINDER (forest7) | 127.18 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 1321. | S (sestevens) | 127.17 | 99% | 2017-08-08 |
| 1322. | Raphael (yresim) | 127.16 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 1323. | dion (dionpion213) | 127.11 | 99% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1324. | not a nonquit anymore :( (n... | 127.08 | 99% | 2022-10-19 |
| 1325. | Bear (beartheburden) | 127.07 | 97% | 2017-02-16 |
| 1326. | TvDM (lovelyscream) | 127.01 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 1327. | Kevin (brahnji) | 126.96 | 99% | 2017-11-03 |
| 1328. | roboto (ergosplit) | 126.95 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 1329. | LB (man_onatree) | 126.93 | 99% | 2025-09-11 |
| 1330. | Arouthiunoff (arouthiunoff) | 126.93 | 98.2% | 2024-09-14 |
| 1331. | Daniel (danielhalim244) | 126.92 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 1332. | L (xice) | 126.87 | 99% | 2017-07-24 |
| 1333. | HersheyK (hirzik) | 126.85 | 99% | 2022-10-04 |
| 1334. | 3ymsdet (3ymsdet) | 126.85 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 1335. | (scraex) | 126.83 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 1336. | Aidan (zoreoam) | 126.81 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1337. | Lorem ipsum (amandafong) | 126.78 | 98% | 2026-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |