So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23842. | Jayy (ruin) | 62.58 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 23843. | MRT (mrt_sorry) | 62.57 | 96.7% | 2023-10-22 |
| 23844. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 62.57 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 23845. | Jack (putridllama) | 62.57 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 23846. | Nick (nickja) | 62.57 | 98% | 2014-05-11 |
| 23847. | DeadEye03 (deadeye03) | 62.57 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 23848. | Danyon (danyonjarvis) | 62.56 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 23849. | Erlan (tulpar) | 62.56 | 93% | 2015-02-18 |
| 23850. | Eric (misterdude812) | 62.55 | 95% | 2019-09-16 |
| 23851. | J (sonicbolt) | 62.55 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 23852. | Ehrick (ehrick_rhed) | 62.55 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 23853. | Nasrullah (nasrullah) | 62.55 | 94% | 2012-08-09 |
| 23854. | Kimberly (kimm10) | 62.55 | 98% | 2013-07-30 |
| 23855. | Dx†R (dxtr112591) | 62.55 | 94% | 2014-12-26 |
| 23856. | Kiki (kiki_lu) | 62.55 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 23857. | Jennifer (jenney.mcfaddon@g... | 62.55 | 96% | 2011-10-29 |
| 23858. | Harrison (nonotharry) | 62.54 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 23859. | Wong (wong_wing) | 62.54 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 23860. | namln.com (luunhatnam) | 62.54 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 23861. | ViciousSnails (vicioussnails) | 62.54 | 93% | 2012-06-16 |
| 23862. | Santosh (santa_rocks) | 62.54 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 23863. | HBPM (praveenmanohar) | 62.53 | 94% | 2013-08-06 |
| 23864. | Nikesh (gnikesh) | 62.53 | 96% | 2014-02-03 |
| 23865. | MelodySoldier (haru_haru_xd) | 62.53 | 92% | 2013-07-15 |
| 23866. | Linus (suuniil) | 62.53 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 23867. | Wapiro (ihatejuices) | 62.53 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 23868. | Janice (jerus) | 62.53 | 94% | 2012-09-19 |
| 23869. | KAYLA (ikayla) | 62.53 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 23870. | Robertart (robertart) | 62.53 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
| 23871. | Mark (ccc36933) | 62.53 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |