You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2099. | Chad (godchad) | 70.08 | 95% | 2018-10-23 |
2100. | lucia (shql) | 70.01 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
2101. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 69.87 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
2102. | DANIEL (dizo) | 69.87 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
2103. | Slow (centrax) | 69.67 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
2104. | page (kendokazoo) | 69.64 | 94% | 2020-10-12 |
2105. | Eric (eibaugh) | 69.64 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
2106. | . (stationarywall) | 69.59 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
2107. | matt (matterz5) | 69.56 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
2108. | Qi (williamz) | 69.54 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
2109. | vy (21vhuynh) | 69.51 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
2110. | Kem (ice_kem) | 69.51 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
2111. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 69.49 | 95% | 2020-03-25 |
2112. | kimberly (kimberlina1) | 69.49 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
2113. | asdf (asdf5742) | 69.48 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
2114. | Alfonso (terrabubble) | 69.46 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
2115. | Ongasm (nong321) | 69.45 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
2116. | Steven (clumsychinese) | 69.39 | 95% | 2017-12-20 |
2117. | Ire (ire_of_suburbia) | 69.36 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
2118. | Johnboy (lord_shisu) | 69.23 | 95% | 2019-11-21 |
2119. | Stephen (steviewonders) | 69.20 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
2120. | Asim (_asim_) | 69.14 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
2121. | Ham (vannizer) | 69.11 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
2122. | pail (angertyper) | 69.07 | 94% | 2019-04-14 |
2123. | katie (kaatie2) | 69.06 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
2124. | zipline (hwiechers) | 69.01 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
2125. | Kushal (kushaltrivedi5) | 68.96 | 95% | 2019-04-02 |
2126. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 68.96 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
2127. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 68.92 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
2128. | ganesh (nuddz) | 68.81 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |