So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10506. | Valdebich (k0k1) | 84.65 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 10507. | Koopa (kingkoopa_14) | 84.65 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 10508. | Sujith (ssujithrraj) | 84.65 | 96% | 2011-11-01 |
| 10509. | efergodox (efergodox) | 84.65 | 95% | 2016-12-21 |
| 10510. | C (compaq) | 84.65 | — | 2009-01-27 |
| 10511. | Arek (arekbg) | 84.64 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 10512. | John (meth_addict) | 84.64 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 10513. | Klydasaurus (klydasaurus) | 84.64 | 91% | 2013-01-24 |
| 10514. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 84.64 | 95% | 2011-08-23 |
| 10515. | Veronica (init2winit) | 84.64 | 94% | 2014-01-17 |
| 10516. | Kaden (hybridbowshot) | 84.63 | 96% | 2023-08-10 |
| 10517. | Note (notebook_re) | 84.63 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 10518. | Quang Huy (mypoortom) | 84.63 | 96% | 2011-08-23 |
| 10519. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 84.63 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 10520. | Josephus (josephus) | 84.63 | 93% | 2013-01-26 |
| 10521. | Samuel (7hands) | 84.63 | 90% | 2012-08-16 |
| 10522. | isabella (izalin) | 84.62 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 10523. | Skrub (nonametomake) | 84.62 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 10524. | Kaan (nkaant) | 84.62 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 10525. | เป็ดเขียว... | 84.62 | 99% | 2015-01-12 |
| 10526. | pansui (pansui_zeliang) | 84.62 | 95% | 2011-12-04 |
| 10527. | taimoor (taimoorhassan) | 84.61 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 10528. | cole (coldmak) | 84.61 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 10529. | BI (happycat) | 84.61 | 98% | 2012-01-12 |
| 10530. | Howard (mrchoy) | 84.61 | 95% | 2016-06-15 |
| 10531. | Will (decisiveindecision) | 84.61 | 97% | 2011-12-17 |
| 10532. | eten (eten) | 84.61 | 94% | 2012-02-23 |
| 10533. | Clayton (claytonjadkins) | 84.60 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 10534. | John (woot_5000) | 84.60 | 84% | 2012-09-26 |
| 10535. | Jomes (petrforsberg) | 84.60 | 97% | 2013-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |