And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14728. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 88.43 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 14729. | Michael (rebmich) | 88.43 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 14730. | Dave (infiltratingtree) | 88.43 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
| 14731. | shindo (shindo) | 88.43 | 96% | 2011-11-08 |
| 14732. | Atikah (miinoz) | 88.43 | 97% | 2014-07-30 |
| 14733. | Rachel (rachel1491) | 88.43 | 96% | 2017-01-25 |
| 14734. | Brian (mrwhys) | 88.43 | 94% | 2013-04-03 |
| 14735. | triangle (triangle369) | 88.43 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 14736. | dailyspesh (dailyspesh) | 88.42 | 93% | 2014-01-06 |
| 14737. | Ignacio (albarracinnn) | 88.42 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 14738. | Sidi mohamed (need_for_speed) | 88.42 | 100% | 2015-02-14 |
| 14739. | Brett (brett_t) | 88.42 | 98% | 2015-08-27 |
| 14740. | Braxton (mcnuggetsauce) | 88.42 | 90% | 2013-12-21 |
| 14741. | Amin (iran) | 88.42 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 14742. | baboom (baboom3) | 88.42 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 14743. | Max (ilovenir) | 88.42 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 14744. | Christian (chrixsi) | 88.41 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 14745. | VV (g_vv8) | 88.41 | 97% | 2012-01-26 |
| 14746. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 88.41 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 14747. | Edward (non_cuber) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 14748. | Jon (jonowright) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 14749. | Alexander (xxxaqxxx) | 88.41 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 14750. | Carl (greviepaug) | 88.41 | 89% | 2016-01-04 |
| 14751. | IChun (lighttodie) | 88.41 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 14752. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 88.41 | 96% | 2012-10-03 |
| 14753. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 14754. | Jakub (grajak) | 88.40 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 14755. | Elliott (yummyduck) | 88.40 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| 14756. | sam (scoombey) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 14757. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 88.39 | 96% | 2015-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |