Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3507. | BadAtTyping (badattyping332) | 72.60 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3508. | Chipper (chipperdiglett) | 72.60 | 100% | 2018-11-09 |
| 3509. | Jean (sibelius97) | 72.59 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 3510. | MohammadMahdi (mohmahkho) | 72.59 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 3511. | 1834 (busey) | 72.59 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 3512. | Medwin (numberzz) | 72.58 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 3513. | Balton (balton) | 72.58 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3514. | Owen (kenobiboy02) | 72.58 | 95% | 2020-04-22 |
| 3515. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 72.58 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3516. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 72.57 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 3517. | ⚡️warrior typer (ahmadr... | 72.57 | 95% | 2018-02-05 |
| 3518. | Rudra (ryder_on_the_storm) | 72.56 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3519. | TImothy (timot3a) | 72.56 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 3520. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 72.56 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
| 3521. | Alexander (alexanderway0) | 72.55 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 3522. | Ryan (ricenoodles01) | 72.53 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 3523. | Tony (nomind) | 72.52 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 3524. | Oracle (risen_one) | 72.51 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 3525. | Zachary (zacdos) | 72.50 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 3526. | avinash (avinash17121995) | 72.50 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 3527. | bob (bobjenkins77) | 72.49 | 98% | 2018-07-15 |
| 3528. | Joe (edwin1222) | 72.49 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 3529. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 72.49 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 3530. | Ev (evturn) | 72.49 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 3531. | henzobenzo (henjac99a) | 72.46 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3532. | L (eruroraito) | 72.46 | 95% | 2018-11-26 |
| 3533. | Jake (ajek) | 72.46 | 96% | 2017-11-29 |
| 3534. | Rasmus (maziger) | 72.45 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 3535. | David (klokigamer) | 72.45 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 3536. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 72.45 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |