When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12507. | Brittany (bnickhole) | 76.57 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 12508. | Avery (skipperbud) | 76.57 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 12509. | Caleb (balecus53) | 76.57 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 12510. | Kay (kaysw) | 76.56 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 12511. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 76.56 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
| 12512. | Eric (symtomps) | 76.56 | 96.4% | 2021-01-27 |
| 12513. | Flaewl3ss (flaewl3ss) | 76.55 | 96% | 2025-09-24 |
| 12514. | Feli (dottedladybug) | 76.55 | 96% | 2021-12-31 |
| 12515. | alfouran (munstadis) | 76.54 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 12516. | Ho Nam (chanhonam) | 76.54 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 12517. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 76.54 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 12518. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 76.54 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 12519. | Sriram (nvsriram) | 76.53 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 12520. | root (chroot) | 76.53 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 12521. | Kevin (faelinvxd) | 76.53 | 94.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 12522. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 76.53 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12523. | Mark_daniel_williams (kohzm... | 76.52 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 12524. | Mcun (mcun312) | 76.52 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 12525. | dan (dantheman06_) | 76.52 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12526. | james (awesome4aces115) | 76.52 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 12527. | Philip (pengzz) | 76.52 | 95% | 2020-03-29 |
| 12528. | Tony (nomind) | 76.52 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 12529. | Caleb (dinomitedude) | 76.52 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 12530. | DF (df__) | 76.51 | 96.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 12531. | CHONG YU JIE (yujie_is_typing) | 76.51 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 12532. | Aaron (aarone123) | 76.51 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 12533. | JN (jnnnn) | 76.50 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 12534. | Alex (apexchaosliege) | 76.50 | 97.5% | 2024-03-26 |
| 12535. | Iliya Frolov (iliya22) | 76.50 | 95% | 2023-07-14 |
| 12536. | Stas (onixflip) | 76.49 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |