As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15638. | afads (dafishh46) | 70.84 | 94% | 2022-12-20 |
| 15639. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 70.84 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 15640. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 70.84 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 15641. | Javainius (javainius) | 70.84 | 96.8% | 2024-09-12 |
| 15642. | Akashh (akashh_11) | 70.83 | 98% | 2024-09-15 |
| 15643. | Fluroo (flurouu) | 70.82 | 95% | 2021-10-24 |
| 15644. | Bern (berntheseal) | 70.82 | 94.7% | 2025-02-09 |
| 15645. | Joel (jouel) | 70.82 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 15646. | kwingkwing (kwingkwing) | 70.82 | 86% | 2015-05-21 |
| 15647. | Eugene (jemcik) | 70.81 | 97% | 2025-02-13 |
| 15648. | Bulbaman (bulbamaneu) | 70.81 | 97% | 2025-01-28 |
| 15649. | speezlab (speezlab) | 70.81 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 15650. | James (fintero) | 70.81 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 15651. | Jan (jandababoon) | 70.80 | 91% | 2016-09-27 |
| 15652. | YLime (lacua) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 15653. | Pascal (annoyedspy) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 15654. | Bryce (nomazu) | 70.79 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 15655. | ejaz (ejazleh) | 70.79 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 15656. | Alex Eaves (cheif_rice) | 70.79 | 95.5% | 2024-06-23 |
| 15657. | Neo (neostriker) | 70.78 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 15658. | Aeronova (aero14) | 70.78 | 99.1% | 2023-10-29 |
| 15659. | Eugene (lilgene1) | 70.78 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
| 15660. | TD (pussiahma) | 70.78 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 15661. | Calvin (karubinkuu) | 70.77 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 15662. | Dovi (imacat) | 70.77 | 95% | 2019-06-02 |
| 15663. | NAGAMOTO (hussain_vx) | 70.77 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 15664. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 70.77 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 15665. | Devon (mediocrityatbest) | 70.76 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 15666. | Jon (bdnoj618) | 70.76 | 91% | 2015-06-11 |
| 15667. | banshing (banshing) | 70.76 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |