Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20453. | Li (alucardkoten) | 67.97 | 97% | 2020-12-23 |
| 20454. | Jørgen (jorgen1999) | 67.97 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
| 20455. | Christopher (omicronexe) | 67.97 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 20456. | mg (maurigarcia88) | 67.97 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 20457. | g (madchopper) | 67.96 | 94% | 2011-06-18 |
| 20458. | Widy (grazerc0de) | 67.96 | 97% | 2013-12-18 |
| 20459. | John (mernst) | 67.96 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 20460. | Tommy (drought) | 67.96 | 91% | 2013-08-11 |
| 20461. | 2005 (constant_l) | 67.96 | 95% | 2020-07-06 |
| 20462. | Ben (b5mith) | 67.95 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 20463. | Eric (__eric__f__) | 67.95 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 20464. | jojos💪 (geodranova) | 67.95 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 20465. | 粘り (clayjarcm) | 67.94 | 98% | 2019-02-23 |
| 20466. | jackrrish (jackrrish) | 67.94 | 90% | 2014-06-26 |
| 20467. | maltinyu (maltinyu) | 67.94 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 20468. | end_x (end_x) | 67.94 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 20469. | Just Me (justme) | 67.93 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 20470. | Kalle (dolmio) | 67.93 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 20471. | Charles (politbur0) | 67.93 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20472. | Paul (nomadluap) | 67.93 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 20473. | cmath (chrismath) | 67.93 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 20474. | Kenneth (oracleone) | 67.93 | 96% | 2017-06-21 |
| 20475. | adgmtt (adgmtt) | 67.92 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 20476. | nanang (bedeute) | 67.92 | 92% | 2017-04-11 |
| 20477. | sholm (sholm) | 67.92 | 97% | 2013-12-14 |
| 20478. | Eli (xutt) | 67.92 | 91% | 2016-06-16 |
| 20479. | Ferry (superipey) | 67.92 | 86% | 2015-10-17 |
| 20480. | kingabababa (kingabababa) | 67.92 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 20481. | Yash (yash_n) | 67.92 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 20482. | Jakob (mrjakob) | 67.91 | 92% | 2012-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |