All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14907. | Jesse (pinkman_13) | 69.69 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 14908. | nate (nate2936) | 69.68 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 14909. | Cal (mrbegon) | 69.68 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 14910. | PecsrikJocika (pecsrikjocika) | 69.67 | 96.2% | 2024-12-06 |
| 14911. | Cereal (cereal_k) | 69.67 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 14912. | hmuy (hmuy) | 69.67 | 95% | 2024-07-18 |
| 14913. | Josh (creeperstkoed) | 69.67 | 95.6% | 2025-03-25 |
| 14914. | AlanAcosta (acosta_1) | 69.67 | 94% | 2024-06-25 |
| 14915. | King (_thegreatest_) | 69.67 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
| 14916. | Bonez (lt_bonez) | 69.67 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 14917. | Bob (bobgolf) | 69.67 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 14918. | anna (abaron825) | 69.67 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 14919. | wing (ronmeasly) | 69.66 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14920. | stephan (stephan_t) | 69.66 | 95% | 2019-04-16 |
| 14921. | zain (zain_nawaz) | 69.65 | 96% | 2024-07-21 |
| 14922. | Vignesh (avkvignesh) | 69.65 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 14923. | ButtCheeks (nunsmokingdope) | 69.64 | 94.4% | 2023-08-01 |
| 14924. | Natasha (natasha725) | 69.64 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 14925. | Challen (nokapoo) | 69.64 | 99% | 2017-08-09 |
| 14926. | Mrio (__mrio) | 69.64 | 98.4% | 2024-04-23 |
| 14927. | Tina (archetype90) | 69.64 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 14928. | ElykK (elykrannoc) | 69.63 | 95% | 2023-05-20 |
| 14929. | Abbey (hollywood_undead_) | 69.63 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 14930. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 69.62 | 96.8% | 2023-09-29 |
| 14931. | Wreign (wreignhiz1231) | 69.62 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 14932. | zigmaaa (zigmaaaa) | 69.61 | 95% | 2024-01-07 |
| 14933. | gerachomp (gerachomp) | 69.61 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 14934. | Bakshi (bakashi) | 69.61 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 14935. | bataa (batuchka) | 69.60 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 14936. | Jeff (stemer) | 69.60 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |