The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17067. | Jackie (jackie_cogan) | 76.65 | 97% | 2017-04-23 |
| 17068. | Ready (wwillia4) | 76.65 | 93% | 2011-06-21 |
| 17069. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 76.65 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 17070. | Zac (kingzac18@yahoo.com) | 76.64 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 17071. | Jack (phntm5569) | 76.64 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 17072. | Jeff (jkbreunig) | 76.64 | 96% | 2013-09-22 |
| 17073. | Jebaited (barered278) | 76.64 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 17074. | Prasanth (gprasanth) | 76.64 | 97% | 2014-01-09 |
| 17075. | Bukhtaver (bat7722) | 76.64 | 92% | 2013-01-11 |
| 17076. | Jonathan (jonathomp) | 76.63 | 96% | 2017-07-17 |
| 17077. | Nico (007nicoa) | 76.62 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 17078. | txbklyn (txbklyn) | 76.62 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 17079. | Harman (harman_singh) | 76.62 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 17080. | Suratin (kerokero_hamtaro) | 76.62 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 17081. | Sultan (sultan_1337) | 76.62 | 95% | 2012-07-19 |
| 17082. | Mark (mysticc) | 76.62 | 97% | 2015-06-12 |
| 17083. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 76.61 | 99% | 2020-04-15 |
| 17084. | Nick (nicknewmz) | 76.61 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 17085. | martin (martin_melody) | 76.61 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
| 17086. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 76.61 | 98.3% | 2023-06-13 |
| 17087. | Jasey (jaseythesloth) | 76.61 | 93% | 2013-09-28 |
| 17088. | Chu (noit) | 76.61 | 94% | 2013-03-05 |
| 17089. | Sevak (slayersevak) | 76.60 | 92% | 2016-10-07 |
| 17090. | Typer (papaisplaying) | 76.60 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 17091. | Corey Huang (colon8300) | 76.60 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 17092. | Ashkan (ashkanmahdavi65) | 76.60 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 17093. | cpprulez (toncheto) | 76.60 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 17094. | Daniel (aw0ken) | 76.60 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 17095. | Antonin (antonindvorak9) | 76.60 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 17096. | Dimitry (dvsemenu) | 76.60 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |