Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27590. | (captfinn) | 56.41 | 96% | 2012-08-17 |
| 27591. | (stephanvdmerwe) | 56.40 | 92% | 2017-03-24 |
| 27592. | Tater (strudle120) | 56.40 | 93% | 2013-10-14 |
| 27593. | (speed_up) | 56.40 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 27594. | (t0me) | 56.40 | 95% | 2021-06-19 |
| 27595. | (mrfr3ax) | 56.40 | 92% | 2014-02-04 |
| 27596. | (ramay11) | 56.40 | 96.2% | 2023-10-09 |
| 27597. | Victor (vgutierrez) | 56.40 | 96% | 2014-07-23 |
| 27598. | emil (the_princize) | 56.40 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 27599. | Mochi (skylane) | 56.39 | 94% | 2013-04-26 |
| 27600. | (tenten01) | 56.39 | 97% | 2011-12-13 |
| 27601. | Petr (protie) | 56.39 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 27602. | (eike236) | 56.39 | 92% | 2012-04-23 |
| 27603. | (nefreb) | 56.39 | 91% | 2012-08-29 |
| 27604. | (tacos671) | 56.39 | 94% | 2017-01-03 |
| 27605. | (julissany) | 56.39 | 91% | 2017-05-18 |
| 27606. | (noevash) | 56.38 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 27607. | George (giorgos1) | 56.38 | 94% | 2019-06-19 |
| 27608. | (ranj) | 56.38 | 91% | 2011-12-28 |
| 27609. | (horizon8848) | 56.38 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 27610. | arcstatic (arcstatic) | 56.38 | 84% | 2017-02-18 |
| 27611. | (nimlasher) | 56.38 | 90% | 2015-01-05 |
| 27612. | (marilyn_lun) | 56.37 | 90% | 2011-08-11 |
| 27613. | (vollkornaffe) | 56.37 | 94% | 2016-09-03 |
| 27614. | (dabbleweed) | 56.37 | 94% | 2014-05-19 |
| 27615. | Steffen (pzypher) | 56.37 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 27616. | Ogem (nullcode) | 56.37 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 27617. | (bluze) | 56.37 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 27618. | (hoangkim010993) | 56.37 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 27619. | B O R G I R (inspeedwetrust) | 56.37 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |