The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27488. | Kason (h3rmlt) | 59.57 | 96.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 27489. | Blue (blue_dev05) | 59.57 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 27490. | Zamami (shadaokami) | 59.57 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 27491. | J (punpun1234) | 59.57 | 97.2% | 2023-09-18 |
| 27492. | YougCraft (yougcraft) | 59.57 | 92% | 2014-10-30 |
| 27493. | Mike (mike7777777) | 59.57 | 97% | 2015-12-27 |
| 27494. | lotte (lotte) | 59.57 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 27495. | Eric (llmangoll) | 59.56 | 95% | 2023-07-28 |
| 27496. | Ross (m0nday) | 59.56 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
| 27497. | UwU (llez_ai_taip_beri_gut) | 59.56 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 27498. | James (jarmez) | 59.56 | 93.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 27499. | Nikki (haiitsnikki) | 59.56 | 95% | 2014-11-30 |
| 27500. | fds (sifjshdf) | 59.56 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 27501. | Audrey (lil_bit23) | 59.56 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 27502. | Rhishabh (rhish) | 59.56 | 94% | 2019-01-28 |
| 27503. | Eddie (eddieaconnects) | 59.56 | 99% | 2013-07-20 |
| 27504. | moana lisa (snypz) | 59.55 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 27505. | Shane (sdoyle4499) | 59.55 | 96.2% | 2021-02-06 |
| 27506. | jasper (jazzu20) | 59.55 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 27507. | noe jr (noevash) | 59.55 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 27508. | pedro (pedrovales) | 59.54 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
| 27509. | Bartek (batek_kierownik) | 59.54 | 95% | 2018-12-29 |
| 27510. | anurag tara (fastest_racer) | 59.54 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 27511. | dev (evafre) | 59.54 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 27512. | Jozik (jozik) | 59.54 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 27513. | kankam (universalgenius@yah... | 59.54 | 96% | 2012-12-22 |
| 27514. | Ben (rumpus) | 59.54 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 27515. | Lustralis (lustralis) | 59.54 | 94% | 2013-03-24 |
| 27516. | Simon (siarnt) | 59.53 | 95% | 2020-02-10 |
| 27517. | Hbhng (hbhng) | 59.53 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |