And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31096. | lychiie on colemak (lychiie) | 61.20 | 94% | 2021-03-13 |
| 31097. | duo (duo2010) | 61.20 | 98% | 2015-03-28 |
| 31098. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 61.20 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 31099. | Radu (radu599) | 61.20 | 91% | 2014-11-14 |
| 31100. | Josh (silvascientist) | 61.20 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
| 31101. | Aleksi (syderer) | 61.20 | 94% | 2015-03-05 |
| 31102. | Andrea (sefarvaim) | 61.19 | 93% | 2017-03-05 |
| 31103. | Matt (chillmaster) | 61.19 | 93% | 2016-09-23 |
| 31104. | Alan (aslay) | 61.19 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 31105. | PeiYing (yanglala) | 61.19 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 31106. | Torty (philuk2000) | 61.19 | 98% | 2016-11-07 |
| 31107. | Sonu (sonugupta) | 61.19 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 31108. | Alexander (alxhill) | 61.19 | 93% | 2013-05-22 |
| 31109. | İrem (irem_ozler) | 61.19 | 98% | 2016-05-22 |
| 31110. | youaregarbage (mqrz) | 61.19 | 93% | 2020-06-03 |
| 31111. | Whitecap (whitecap) | 61.19 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 31112. | Caitlyn (asian_taco) | 61.18 | 95% | 2016-03-16 |
| 31113. | karmuk (karmuk_gupta) | 61.18 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 31114. | Chen (ifimverywrong) | 61.18 | 99% | 2012-08-20 |
| 31115. | Brendon (nodnerb) | 61.18 | 98% | 2012-10-05 |
| 31116. | Manish (vestor) | 61.18 | 93% | 2014-01-09 |
| 31117. | ALI (ch_alisher) | 61.18 | 97% | 2015-01-27 |
| 31118. | TT (teabough) | 61.18 | 93% | 2014-06-14 |
| 31119. | Romin (rominpasa) | 61.18 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| 31120. | Christian Darcy (ozchrisoa) | 61.18 | 95% | 2015-10-20 |
| 31121. | JtG (jaylegee) | 61.18 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 31122. | Reece (siothrune) | 61.17 | 94% | 2016-10-11 |
| 31123. | Hasan (hasan_2809) | 61.17 | 94.1% | 2023-09-05 |
| 31124. | Amit (amit_panwar) | 61.17 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 31125. | مروة (merooo) | 61.17 | 94% | 2016-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |