The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2793. | Marco (marcotheboy) | 112.46 | 96% | 2017-05-23 |
| 2794. | Nozden (neonozden) | 112.45 | 94% | 2016-12-09 |
| 2795. | Joosee (bisufan) | 112.45 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 2796. | TriklinoW (triklino2) | 112.44 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
| 2797. | (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ... | 112.44 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2798. | Chris (ginteruf) | 112.42 | 93% | 2014-01-15 |
| 2799. | Chris (atorius) | 112.42 | 99% | 2014-03-29 |
| 2800. | Audrey (audreyhy) | 112.41 | 99% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2801. | cocoa (cocoan) | 112.41 | 94% | 2012-05-04 |
| 2802. | michelle (mkahue) | 112.40 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2803. | Thundering (electricbiscuit) | 112.40 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 2804. | Claire (gokulol) | 112.40 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 2805. | 人間で (innonimate) | 112.40 | 94% | 2012-09-21 |
| 2806. | c (cumaeska) | 112.39 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 2807. | Alex (wagglegoat) | 112.38 | 93% | 2013-01-09 |
| 2808. | bolognas! (bolognas) | 112.37 | 90% | 2016-10-28 |
| 2809. | Aaqib (aqibmirza776) | 112.36 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2810. | Noc (nocturius) | 112.36 | 91% | 2017-06-03 |
| 2811. | Sangjoon (sangjoon245) | 112.35 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 2812. | Nick (nickgza) | 112.34 | 99% | 2020-03-25 |
| 2813. | linus (fishfalcon) | 112.32 | 96% | 2015-03-08 |
| 2814. | chopst1cksss (chopst1cksss) | 112.30 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 2815. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 112.29 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 2816. | (lwycsrc) | 112.29 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 2817. | Louie (lewieee) | 112.28 | 99% | 2021-11-01 |
| 2818. | Jax (aabattery) | 112.28 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 2819. | Dietrich (dietrich) | 112.27 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 2820. | PBO (mr_bocat) | 112.26 | 98.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 2821. | Eric (rektson) | 112.26 | 95% | 2015-07-03 |
| 2822. | Tracey (masturbasian) | 112.26 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |