The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2798. | Max (winstonlisa) | 112.67 | 99% | 2020-07-22 |
| 2799. | Serious (serious) | 112.67 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 2800. | Erick (kingnidhogg) | 112.64 | 94% | 2016-11-17 |
| 2801. | Stefan (sneusatz) | 112.64 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 2802. | zhongfu (zhongfu) | 112.63 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
| 2803. | Adrianix (adrianixx) | 112.63 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 2804. | NG (soultama) | 112.63 | 96% | 2012-09-19 |
| 2805. | Ed (authenticzephyr) | 112.63 | 94% | 2011-08-06 |
| 2806. | Anna (misslua1) | 112.62 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 2807. | Donald (dhonuill) | 112.62 | 99% | 2016-10-22 |
| 2808. | Kev (oaktreedude) | 112.62 | 98% | 2012-06-14 |
| 2809. | Mike (lazerguy) | 112.62 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
| 2810. | Ry (ryfly) | 112.62 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 2811. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 112.62 | 99% | 2020-05-25 |
| 2812. | ⌛ Stanislav Kotzev (netcr... | 112.62 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 2813. | msun641 (msun641) | 112.62 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 2814. | Mulosh (mulosh) | 112.61 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 2815. | ℕ (noctua) | 112.61 | 99% | 2014-02-06 |
| 2816. | Jeremy (hotchoco1ate) | 112.61 | 89% | 2016-02-19 |
| 2817. | John (johncs) | 112.60 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2818. | Trung (nhihon) | 112.60 | 100% | 2012-03-17 |
| 2819. | mazer (mazer706) | 112.59 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 2820. | Jane (janehong) | 112.59 | 96% | 2016-06-23 |
| 2821. | adrien (oxygene) | 112.59 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 2822. | sliggoon (sliggoon) | 112.58 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 2823. | Edward (edward_wan) | 112.57 | 91% | 2016-06-10 |
| 2824. | (daryl) | 112.57 | — | 2010-07-21 |
| 2825. | Will (sapitswill) | 112.56 | 94% | 2015-06-27 |
| 2826. | NeverQuit (noquitting) | 112.56 | 94% | 2014-09-10 |
| 2827. | kyle (kyleva) | 112.54 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |