Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2254. | Claudia (ohclaudia) | 77.84 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
2255. | Trixie1018 (trixie1018) | 77.83 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
2256. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 77.83 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
2257. | RAPdawg (rapdawg530) | 77.81 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
2258. | John Myco (thetyper24) | 77.80 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
2259. | Aidan (aidanharges) | 77.80 | 95% | 2019-05-09 |
2260. | Mostare (mostare) | 77.80 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
2261. | Herman (hermantam) | 77.78 | 96% | 2018-06-12 |
2262. | Julian (itsnutra) | 77.77 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
2263. | Roc (tecspeed) | 77.76 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
2264. | eg (chorbe) | 77.76 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
2265. | L + (n1ckname152) | 77.75 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
2266. | Mikko (mkrk) | 77.74 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
2267. | δΈε (quan72io) | 77.73 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
2268. | Justin (nothing2fancy) | 77.71 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
2269. | Guy (guyj) | 77.71 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
2270. | Amanda (nochu11) | 77.68 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
2271. | akash (phantom_07) | 77.66 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
2272. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 77.64 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
2273. | Laura (laurasee) | 77.63 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
2274. | bruh yoda baby these days (... | 77.62 | 96% | 2020-09-07 |
2275. | Sander (sanderv3) | 77.62 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
2276. | TooTired (oturan11) | 77.61 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
2277. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 77.61 | 94% | 2021-07-19 |
2278. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 77.61 | 99% | 2019-02-12 |
2279. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 77.60 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
2280. | Tariq (htariq) | 77.59 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
2281. | Krishna (cold5r) | 77.57 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
2282. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 77.55 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
2283. | Zelymm (toxicmyles) | 77.55 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
α Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |