The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7512. | Alfy (bluealfy1509) | 94.48 | — | 2011-03-14 |
7513. | Hans (geohans41) | 94.47 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
7514. | quirino (codeforces) | 94.47 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
7515. | aman (amanostrich) | 94.47 | 94% | 2016-11-26 |
7516. | iBringDaLULZ (ibringdalulzz) | 94.47 | 98% | 2015-06-09 |
7517. | Ami (amivu) | 94.46 | — | 2011-03-23 |
7518. | Kerp (shaqdiesel) | 94.46 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
7519. | lucky (luckyidonline) | 94.46 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
7520. | peter (mazzmos) | 94.46 | 97% | 2013-01-21 |
7521. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 94.45 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
7522. | zat (teacup) | 94.45 | 97% | 2014-09-22 |
7523. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 94.45 | 97% | 2011-08-28 |
7524. | Taco (tacobandit) | 94.45 | — | 2010-01-13 |
7525. | lae (laenahtan) | 94.44 | 95% | 2022-10-13 |
7526. | rocketjumpa (dbatac) | 94.44 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
7527. | Meg (mgos23) | 94.44 | — | 2008-12-23 |
7528. | Amanda (nochu11) | 94.43 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
7529. | Caroline (caroline_sln) | 94.43 | 98% | 2014-12-15 |
7530. | Bias R2 w/ CRP Tulip (nnaco... | 94.43 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
7531. | e00d (e00d) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
7532. | °Harvéy Ả.™ (harvey_... | 94.43 | — | 2010-03-03 |
7533. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 94.42 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
7534. | Linh VED (linhtruong) | 94.41 | 97% | 2012-01-26 |
7535. | Andrew (scythe89) | 94.41 | — | 2011-03-21 |
7536. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 94.41 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
7537. | dimwit (dimwit7) | 94.41 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
7538. | kikin (thesmallmeninstitute) | 94.40 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
7539. | Bamco (bamco) | 94.40 | 96% | 2014-08-19 |
7540. | Stephanie (deepsecret) | 94.40 | — | 2009-03-23 |
7541. | nak0z (nak0z) | 94.40 | 93% | 2012-04-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |